Myst King

Myst King is an Orbmoron of dubious origin. He was lead here by Sven who promised food he has yet to give him.

Early Life
Myst King was born. Some time later he found he had the power to create pictures in paint that were mediocre at best. Coupled with his lack of talent at humor he fast became the least liked member of Orb More.

His first annoyance was to harras site co-owner Tetra Iink due to him failing his entry membership form for the site

Current life and legacy
He has quickly become more powerful and has amassed futuristic tools such as paint.net. This has lead to him creating a slightly better gallery of images but the humor remains as bad as ever.

He has tracked down the marine of Hostile Spawn in an attempt to interview him many times, an act encouraged by few Orbmorons

He has kept a steady rivalry with many Orbmorons noticeably Sven who once quoted Myst King as "The most hirsute member of Orbmore since Bryce".

Upon Sven gaining Silvered Status, Myst King felt the need to create his own Silvered Status to match his rival.

The Imps inside Myst Kings mind tell him he is ranked 65 in orbpoints. This is probably both incorrect and delicious.