User:Zarosian Cat

Greetings, foul human life; I am the one they call Cat, or Kitten. My invasion here in nation OrbMore occured months (maybe even years!) ago.

I cannot promise you pleasure, but I can promise safety - I was knighted by Castle Jagex to serve in their army in the most unconscripted sense that they could put it. Bound to their Order, I will not eat you or sever your brains from your Nervous System. However, my flying muffin sabre will not think twice to rip out your voice box, causing you temporary or permanent speaking difficulties, along with a freely flowing pool of blood from immature and spiteful bodies.

That said, I'm a pretty nice kitten. I enjoy long walks around the house, enjoy three square meals of fish per day, and chew on my specially designed, Jagex-issued yarn. Be warned though, that I can have similar characteristics as that of the bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (don't ask why a kitten has seen that movie).

In nation Orbmore, the rights I once had were revoked out due to complications of a redundant position. Later on, I vanished from public eye, and from half of Jagex's kingdom. Even to a point of total invisiblity. I have now rejoined a unified position between both kingdoms of Jagex, and thus finding me may no longer be a large hassle.

If thou wishes to seek the 'saintly' cat, I can be seen wandering around Brick, sometimes even on Arcanists. Offline - I can be found on the forums occasionally in the fabled Hall of Heroes. Otherwise, I am presumed dead, or on RuneScape - whichever is more haneous to you.

As a cat whom is typing with paws, I dare not to write more. I hear the knights and spies of nation WoW on my tail (pun intended), so I best be off for now! Näkemiin!